You are Crowley


To cook like Crowley, order takeout from your favorite restaurant.

Crowley would rather chew off his right hand than spend any time slaving over a hot stove.  Cooking is beneath him.  It’s a chore that brings him no joy.  He loves to be served, which is why a restaurant is so appealing to him.

The more expensive the restaurant, the better.  White table cloths and napkins.  Water goblets.  Fancy creamer and sugar cubes for your after dinner coffee.  Don’t forget the intricate dessert from the dessert cart.

His fridge is filled with condiments from take-out cartons.  His silverware drawer is filled with plastic spoons and wooden chop sticks.  A cupboard in the corner of his kitchen is filled with too many brown napkins.

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